Boom

internal tourette's

Not trying to create ear worms for anyone. More that I'm feeling driven to tell you how difficult it is to be me, when these are the songs stuck in your head. Exactly none are acceptable to sing in public. Even by people who would be generally acceptable to sing in public. I am not, unless I have a cold and can do an unbeatable Axl Rose impression. 

And That's Why I'm In A Star Trek Band (Warp 11). Key phrase: "I love gittin' hummers from chicks dressed as Klingons. Knobby heads bobbin' up and down..."

Fuck Shit Stack (Reggie Watts). Key phrase: "a fuck-shit stack. a fuck-shit stack."  

I Want to Get High (Cypress Hill). Key phrase, in sort of a sinister whisper: "hitssss from the bong. I wanna get high."

Nasty Gal (Betty Davis). Key phrase: "you used to love to ride my broom, honey."

Terminator Z to the Edge of Panic (Public Enemy). Key phrase: "no judge can ever budge or ever handle his load." 

this is also my brother's fault

granted, it's more indirectly his fault than everything else. But, thanks to him I ended up googling around for mashups of Rick James and Sesame Street. I didn't find. But this is what I found instead. It's one billion internet years old, and I hadn't seen it. Meanwhile, I still don't have a mashup of the Sesame Street theme song with Superfreak.