A woman waiting at a crosswalk says to a woman sitting on a bench: What are you up to?
The sitting woman replies: oh, just reading about my ADD!
Which led to a conversation between Sweetie and I about ideal conversation enders when a stranger tries to engage.
Oh, just reading about my prolapsed uterus!
Oh, just wondering if this oozing sore is contagious!
Oh, just realizing how gassy I am today!
Oh, just scratching at my bedbug bites!
Oh, just coming to terms with a childhood trauma!