Thanks to Paul, I know what wisdom my outdoor lamp suggests to passers-by. I also have confirmed that this is the Summer of Meth, rather than Summer of Junk, like 07 was.
I expect the guys trying to sell their condo (the view would include the lamp) are having kittens about it. Not only has one of them worked with addiction behaviors in patients for many years, they're getting a bit frizzled over the effort to sell right now.
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