Female Contractor: So, did you see the water damage in [a corner nobody ever goes in/looks at]? I shut the water off, but I'm going to have to rip into the floor and see what's going on; looks like a pretty massive leak in the radiant floor system.
Sweetie: [panic, more panic, getting as frantic as he ever gets]
Female Contractor, in best sing-song voice: April fool!
So awesome.
Posted by: Rob Lightner | 2010.04.02 at 11:23 AM