Moustachio is a mustache with a mustache. He lives in my house now, thanks to the freakishly magnificent gift-giving powers of Senor Pablo y Senora Flamante.
If you require your own new BFF, go here. I have a product line extension suggestion, to go with the big mister here, and the little baby (available at the link above with a little hunting, it's "pocket moustachio"). Obviously, the next step is a grandpa mustache, where the mustache's mustache is gray and he has bushy eyebrows. It would be harder to develop a line where the basic mustache always looked the same, but the mustache on the mustache was designed to mimic, say, Nietzsche.